Sunday, July 1, 2007

Chuck Norris as president

Does your enthusiasm meter go up for Pratibha Patil As the India's new president?
Mine actually hits the bottom. Visions of Giani Zail Singh sweeping the floor keep ringing in my ears - oops , sorry for the wrong metaphors but this choice of Sonia Gandhi and her family concern, the Congress party, is too depressing.

Who do I want as the president?
Chuck Norris!



I want someone who would readily smack our politician's bottoms whenever they do something wrong and venal. Which means that the Rashtrapati Bhavan would be filled with the booming sound of smacking 24/7.
If only...


update-
this brainwave has occurred to many others before me. You may sign a petition here if you want Chuck Norris as the president -of USA!

And here too!

update 2 -
Chuck Norris as David and as Christ (and everyone else) in the Last Supper.

2 comments:

d. said...

From my VIEWING: You should be the first to be smacked soundly after Prati_BA_ji goes to the Rashtrapati Bhavan.



Original comment date- 2007-07-02. See here- http://libertynewscentral.blogspot.com/2012/01/drudgery-of-importing-haloscan-comments.html

Deane said...

how about Rajini?
http://greatbong.net/2007/06/23/my-president/


Original comment date- 2007-07-03. See here- http://libertynewscentral.blogspot.com/2012/01/drudgery-of-importing-haloscan-comments.html