Global Warming, groins and Gore

Update 2- PDF of the Portland Police Bureau's file on the Gore sexual assault allegations including the 67-page transcript of the alleged victim's January,2009 interview with the police.
Scroll to the last for R rated stuff.

I have no idea what they are saying in this Taiwanese video(one can take a wild guess, though) but it is hilarious. More so if the wacky humor is unintentional -or maybe it isn't.Anybody who speaks the lingo let us know.

The God of Global Warming has been accused of molesting a masseuse.Next Media Animation put's it's creative talents to work out what might have happened-

Some screenshots-

While the video is amusing the allegations are not-

The massage therapist said Gore asked for an abdominal massage, according to a transcript of the interview released by police. The masseuse said Gore began to moan during his appointment, insisted that she go lower, and grabbed her hand and guided it to his pubic area.

She later claimed Gore tried to have sex with her and began to embrace her before she wriggled out of his grasp.

and-

A close friend of a Portland massage therapist who accused former Vice President Al Gore of groping her says the therapist told her soon after the 2006 encounter that she'd been violated and assaulted by "someone in the higher ups."

Donna Burleigh of Keizer said her best friend didn't identify the person, but when Gore returned to Portland years later, her friend "freaked out."

"She freaked and split. She said her predator was back and coming to town. She up and left," Burleigh said.

And he paid 540$ for the services, real or expected.

Wow! A 540$ massage! The fat god has money to burn. It might be his divine disdain of wealth.Isn't it interesting that the haters of Capitalism often live like filthy, rich pigs they accuse others of being-what's a $540 massage here or a $9 million mansion in the hills there- and damn the carbon footprint.

We would say that he is a giant hypocrite -but gods work in mysterious ways.

Or, as a commentator with the sagacious sounding name of 2fly4pdx  says,

global warming made him do it

Ann Althouse compares the media treatment of a liberal(i.e. leftist) icon and a conservative one.No surprise there.




Update -TMA do make parodies and tongue-in-cheek videos.Check out this one-

Video-Are breasts to blame for earthquakes?

Direct link if it doesn't play.


Update 2 cont'd -
   More on the allegations:

Gore, who she portrayed as a tipsy, handsy predator who forced her to drink Grand Marnier, pinned her to a bed, and forcibly French kissed her. The woman's statement--which could be mistaken for R-rated Vice Presidential fan fiction--describes Gore as a man with a "violent temper as well as extremely dictatorial commanding attitude besides his Mr. Smiley Global Warming concern persona." After fleeing Gore's suite, the woman returned home to discover, a la Lewinsky, "stains on the front of my black slacks." Suspecting that the stains were Gore bodily fluids, the woman made sure not to clean them. "I carefully hung them up and decided to be sure not to launder them until I knew more what to do with what had happened. Just my intuition." While the masseuse hired a civil attorney, "I was not interested in making any money from this case," she told cops. "I did not want to be labeled a gold digger like the women in this situation are often labeled." The woman recently eased off this principled stand when she offered to sell her story to the National Enquirer for $1 million. (15 pages)

On Paul Samuelson, may he R.I.P

Aristotle Geek has a post on the noted economist Paul Samuelson who died a couple of days ago.Samuelson said this about the Soviet Union right before it collapsed-

The Soviet Union is proof that, contrary to what many skeptics had earlier believed, the socialist command economy can function and even thrive.

Aristotle Geek also has a great quotation by Mark Skousen, one of Samuelson's critics-

The ultimate value of a free economy is not production, but freedom, and freedom comes not as a profit, but at a cost.

Read the whole thing.

Michael Moore shits in the trough from which he feeds

On the Drudge Report-

From the linked article-

Moore said: “Well, capitalism did nothing for me, starting with my first film.”

But-

According to Fortune Magazine, Moore’s films have grossed over $300 million worldwide.

That's a lot of nothing.
What a lying fat ass!

In Which H'wood Obliges Conservatives By Aggressively Fulfilling Every Stereotype of the Morally Unmoored Entertainment Industry Where Oscar-Winning Rapists are Defensible



Update - an amusing twitter exchange in the linked post:

@brooksbayne: "If Roman Polanski were a Duke lax player he would have been hunted down and disemboweled."
@andylevy: If Polanski were a Duke lax player he wouldn't be guilty of drugging and raping a 13-year-old girl.
@gpollowitz: If Roman Polanski were a Duke lax player, Duke would really suck at lacrosse.

This sick bugger thinks everyone shares his perversions.

From an interview Polanski gave to Martin Amis-

“If I had killed somebody, it wouldn’t have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But… fucking, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to fuck young girls. Juries want to fuck young girls. Everyone wants to fuck young girls!”

Yes, Roman, we sure do.


By "young girls" he probably means unwilling 13 year olds and by "fucking" he means rape.
No wonder he has been put on a pedestal by the cultural left.They all want to do it  - and Polanski has!

Is child-rape OK now, Harrison Ford?

There are occasions when something horrid and unhinged,something usually lurking just below the surface, breaks out of the fog and bog in a dramatic way -and we can see clearly the face of the beast.

Such a clarifying event has been the recent arrest of Roman Polanski.For those who care to see -and even through the moral haze of our times this issue is stark and glaring- the profound sickness in and at the heart of the elites now lies bare.

Free rape pass for the genius-boy

This is what Polanski did-

Let's keep in mind that Roman Polanski gave a 13-year-old girl(Samantha Geimer) a Quaalude(a sedative) and champagne................let's take a moment to recall that according to the victim's grand jury testimony, Roman Polanski instructed her to get into a jacuzzi naked, refused to take her home when she begged to go, began kissing her even though she said no and asked him to stop; performed cunnilingus on her as she said no and asked him to stop; put his penis in her vagina as she said no and asked him to stop; asked if he could penetrate her anally, to which she replied, "No," then went ahead and did it anyway, until he had an orgasm.

Samantha Geimer in 1978

Now look at all the outpourings of sympathy from the highly decadent and decaying priests of media,arts,culture and politics-
From French ministers and the government-

France has appealed to U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton for the 76-year-old director's immediate release from a Swiss jail as he faces extradition charges from Switzerland to the U.S. Polanski is a French citizen.

Hollywood celebrities including Woody Allen,Whoopi Goldberg,, Pedro Almodovar,  Harrison Ford (you too?), Martin Scorsese and at least 138 others -

Hollywood moguls are pressuring California lawmakers to do what they can to stop the extradition of Roman Polanski, aiming to prevent the Oscar-winning director from being forcibly returned to the U.S. to do time for raping a 13-year-old girl in the 1970s.

Arty-sharty elites in Europe-

Organizers of the Cannes film fest compiled a petition, whose signatures include fest prexy Gilles Jacob, fest director Thierry Fremaux, helmer Wong Kar Wai and thesp Monica Bellucci, to lobby for Polanski.

On  has to  wonder -what kind of people are these, these whom we idealize and idolize and go crazy over(I don't but many do)? What kind of sick bubble they live in when they come out in support of a child-rapist?
Here they are-

“We demand the immediate release of Roman Polanski,” urges the petition. “Film-makers in France, in Europe, in the United States and around the world are dismayed by this decision… It seems inadmissible to them that an international cultural event, paying homage to one of the greatest contemporary film-makers, is used by police to apprehend him.”

You mean film festivals are sovereign territory where favored criminals can receive peer adulation and protection from the law?

Allahpundit-

Needless to say, this reminds me of the left’s umbrage at conservatives daring to bring up Chappaquiddick after Teddy died. Yeah, he left a woman to drown and then made jokes about it afterwards; he was for universal health care, though, wasn’t he? Same with Polanski: Dare we deny the man who made “Chinatown” an occasional drugging and raping of a child? Sure, a kid gets traumatized for life, but on the other side of the scale: “Rosemary’s Baby.” It’d be sweet if the left could come up with some sort of mathematical formula by which we could tell whether an artist or liberal politician has exceeded his quotient of moral indulgence. I’m assuming “Chinatown” wasn’t so awesome that Polanski would be excused for shooting a kid in the head at point-blank range, so evidently the film’s “worth” less than that but more than a child-rape. Let’s figure out just how much of a liberal hero you have to be to get away with certain crimes.

Ethel C. Fenig-

Apparently the real victim was not the 13 year old but Polanski who accomplished so much over the past three decades despite not being able to travel to the United States to make his movies.

These shocked 100, maybe more by now, signed a self righteous petition protesting the "astonishing news" of Polanski's arrest. So shocked were they, that they confused the reason for his arrest as a mere matter of free speech. Because superior filmmakers can ignore common morality laws designed for mere mortals and do as they please ..............................................................After all, what has the 13 year old victim accomplished in the past 30 years?

Now we see and understand the much tomtommed compassion of the cultural elites -their precious geniuses are allowed a free rape pass.

Can we now officially declare that leftism is a sickness of mind?

Sickness in the Left

Pathologically minded uber-leftist and loathsome cartoonist Ted Rall is fired. Patterico has more.

A sample of a sick mind -Rall mocking widows of 9/11 terror :


Such nobility! No wonder he is a hero to the Left.

(First posted at What the Heck is Art?)